Your Designs.
Your Shop.
Your Rules.
Earn up to 5x more per card than other platforms. Free to join. Complete creative freedom. Instant fulfillment.
Why Rude Gifts?
A Marketplace Built
For Creators Like You
Your creativity, unleashed
Mainstream platforms weren't built for edgy humour. Rude Gifts was. Your cheeky, boundary-pushing designs aren't just welcome here, they're the whole point.
They pay peanuts
Some platforms pay as little as 32p per card sold. On Rude Gifts you could earn up to 5x that. Your art deserves better.
Built for creators like you
If you make cards that are too rude for the high street, too niche for the big marketplaces, and too funny to keep to yourself, you're exactly who we built this for.
Do the maths
HOW MUCH COULD
YOU EARN?
Based on Free plan at £3.99/card. Earn even more at higher price points.
Cards sold per month
You'd earn approximately
per month
That's more cards than the entire world buys in a month.
That's roughly...
every single month
Complete Creative Control
Upload your designs, position your artwork, and preview front and back — all from your shop dashboard. Full creative control, zero compromise.
Read our content guidelines →Your Cards, Looking Sharp
Every card gets its own product page with your shop branding, your pricing, and your descriptions. Customers browse, buy, and we handle the rest. Built-in personalisation coming soon — customers will be able to add names and messages to your designs.
Choose How You Deliver
Instant Fulfillment — we print and ship for you. Self-Fulfillment — you print and post it yourself. Mix and match per product. Your business, your way.
Track Everything
Orders, earnings, payouts — all in one place. Your dedicated shop dashboard gives you full visibility into your business. And when you need help, our dedicated shop support team is here for you.
FOUNDING SELLERS
COMMISSION RATES LOCKED FOR LIFE
Your rates. Locked in. Forever. Our way of saying thanks for joining early.
Free Plan
33%
Locked forever
Pro Plan
10%
Locked forever
26 of 30 founding spots remaining
Choose your plan
FREE VS PRO
FREE
£0/month
FREE ISN'T A TRIAL. IT'S THE PLAN.
- ✓ 33% commission
- ✓ ~£1.59 per card at £3.99
- ✓ Cards & postcards
- ✓ Dedicated shop support
- ✓ Zero risk to start
PRO
- ✓ 10% commission
- ✓ ~£1.37 per card at £3.99*
- ✓ Full product catalogue (mugs, t-shirts, etc.)
- ✓ Dedicated shop support
- ✓ Expand beyond cards
*At £3.99/card, the Pro minimum floor means slightly lower per-card earnings. At higher price points the maths flips — at £5.99/card, Pro sellers earn ~£3.00 vs Free's ~£2.68. Pro really shines with non-card products where the 10% vs 33% difference is significant.
RUDE IS FINE.
HATRED IS NOT.
No surprise takedowns. No algorithmic suppression. Quick, fair review — automated checks flag potential issues, then a human makes the call. Most listings approved within 24–48 hours.
We celebrate edgy, boundary-pushing humour — we just draw the line at genuine harm.
This is a safe space for creators who aren't afraid to push buttons.
Read the full content guidelines →For Pro Sellers
READY TO GO BEYOND CARDS?
Pro sellers get access to a growing range of white-label products. Your designs on more products, with the same instant fulfillment and creative freedom.
Mugs
T-Shirts
Tote Bags
Posters
Ready to Start?
Join the waitlist — we'll let you know when we're ready for you.
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