Your Designs.
Your Shop.
Your Rules.
Free to sell. No monthly fee. You only pay when you sell. Open your shop in minutes, and the first 30 shops keep their commission rates for life. Up to 5x more per card than other platforms, your prices, no exclusivity.
Why Rude Gifts?
A Marketplace Built
For Creators Like You
Your creativity, unleashed
Mainstream platforms weren't built for edgy humour. Rude Gifts was. Your cheeky, boundary-pushing designs aren't just welcome here, they're the whole point.
They pay peanuts
Some platforms pay as little as 32p per card sold. On Rude Gifts you could earn up to 5x that. Your art deserves better.
Built for creators like you
If you make cards that are too rude for the high street, too niche for the big marketplaces, and too funny to keep to yourself, you're exactly who we built this for.
Do the maths
HOW MUCH COULD
YOU EARN?
Based on Free plan at £3.99 a card, printed and posted by us. Post them yourself, or charge more, and you keep more.
Cards sold per month
You'd earn approximately
per month
That's more cards than the entire world buys in a month.
That's roughly...
every single month
Complete Creative Control
Upload your designs, position your artwork, and preview front and back — all from your shop dashboard. Full creative control, zero compromise.
Read our content guidelines →Your Cards, Looking Sharp
Every card gets its own product page with your shop branding, your pricing, and your descriptions. Customers browse, buy, and we handle the rest. Built-in personalisation coming soon — customers will be able to add names and messages to your designs.
Choose How You Deliver
Instant Fulfillment — we print and ship for you. Self-Fulfillment — you print and post it yourself. Mix and match per product. Your business, your way.
Track Everything
Orders, earnings, payouts — all in one place. Your dedicated shop dashboard gives you full visibility into your business. And when you need help, our dedicated shop support team is here for you.
FOUNDING SELLERS
COMMISSION RATES LOCKED FOR LIFE
Your rates. Locked in. Forever. Our way of saying thanks for joining early.
Free Plan
25%
on cards, 15% on everything else
Locked forever
Pro Plan
20%
on cards, 10% on everything else
Locked forever
21 of 30 founding spots remaining
Choose your plan
FREE VS PRO
FREE
£0/month
FREE ISN'T A TRIAL. IT'S THE PLAN.
- ✓ 25% card commission
- ✓ Keep ~£1.54 per £3.99 card we print, or ~£2.53 if you post it yourself
- ✓ Cards, mugs, books, handmade: anything you post yourself, plus cards we print
- ✓ 15% + 20p on everything that isn’t a card
- ✓ Dedicated shop support
- ✓ Zero risk to start
PRO
- ✓ 20% card commission, 10% + 20p on everything else
- ✓ Keep ~£1.70 per £3.99 card we print, or ~£2.77 if you post it yourself
- ✓ Our whole printed catalogue too (mugs, totes, tees), at lower commission
- ✓ Dedicated shop support
- ✓ Pays for itself at ~£600/month in product sales
Pro sellers earn more on every card. On a card we print, that's ~£1.70 vs Free's ~£1.54 at £3.99, and ~£3.01 vs ~£2.76 at £5.99 (cards over £5.99 drop to 15% commission on Pro). On everything else Pro charges 10% + 20p against Free’s 15% + 20p, so it pays for itself once you sell about £600 of other products a month.
Your plan never changes where your products appear in search or categories. Pro shops also take turns in a labelled Featured shops spot. How ranking works →
RUDE IS FINE.
HATRED IS NOT.
No surprise takedowns. No algorithmic suppression. No approval queue — your listings go live as soon as you publish them. We have clear content guidelines, and if something crosses the line we'll tell you directly and explain why.
We celebrate edgy, boundary-pushing humour — we just draw the line at genuine harm.
This is a safe space for creators who aren't afraid to push buttons.
Read the full content guidelines →On every plan
READY TO GO BEYOND CARDS?
Every shop gets access to a growing range of white-label products. Your designs on more products, with the same instant fulfillment and creative freedom.
Mugs
T-Shirts
Tote Bags
Posters
Reserve Your Spot
Leave your business name and email to hold one of the first 30 places for 30 days. Then open your shop to make it yours.
Claim a Founding Spot
First 30 shops only. Founding commission rates and plan prices are locked for life — we can’t raise them on you later. No exclusivity, and you can pull your designs at any time.