Rude Gifts hello@rudegifts.co.uk
Launching Soon

The UK's
Alternative Gift
Marketplace

A curated platform connecting independent creators, specialist gift retailers, and entertainment brands with audiences who appreciate bold, irreverent humour. Free to sell, with no monthly fee.

Free
To Sell
£0
A Month
UK
Based

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No spam. Ever.

What We're About

The Kind of Stuff
You'll Find Here

Cards that'll make nan blush. Mugs your boss will pretend not to see. Party games you hide when the in-laws visit.

Rude Birthday Card

Greeting Cards

From independent creators who aren't afraid to push buttons.

Funny Mug

Novelty Gifts

Perfect for the colleague you actually like (or really don't).

Party Game

Party Games

The ones you hide when the in-laws visit, or play to get rid of them.

Three Ways to Participate

How It Works

Creators & Makers

Sell cards, prints, mugs, clothing or anything you make. We print and post for you, or you post it yourself.

  • ✓ Free to sell, no monthly fee
  • ✓ You only pay when you sell
  • ✓ Your own shop page

Gift Shops

Expand your reach with a dedicated shop presence. List your own products and authorised brand lines.

  • ✓ Branded shop page
  • ✓ No monthly fee
  • ✓ Commission only when you sell

Brand Partners

Premium placement and exclusive marketing opportunities. Direct access to an engaged, targeted audience.

  • ✓ Featured homepage placement
  • ✓ Email marketing inclusion
  • ✓ Authorised seller programme

Make Something Rude?
Sell It Here. Free.

No monthly fee, no listing fees. You only pay when you sell. Cards, mugs, books or anything you make, and up to 5x more per card than other platforms.

Founding sellers keep their commission rates for life. 21 of 30 founding spots left

Claim a Founding Spot →
Partner With Us

Brand Partnership Enquiries

We're selectively partnering with brands in the adult humour, party games, and novelty gift categories. Annual partnership packages include premium visibility and marketing support.

Discuss Partnership Opportunities →

brands@rudegifts.co.uk