The Doors Are Open
After months of building, testing, and refining, we're officially opening the Rude Gifts marketplace to sellers. And for our founding cohort, we're making it as easy as possible to get started.
What Founding Sellers Get
Being early has its perks. Our founding seller programme is designed to reward the creators who believe in what we're building and want to be part of it from the ground floor.
- Three months completely free — no subscription fees
- Priority support with direct access to the team
- Featured placement on the marketplace during launch
- Input into platform features and roadmap
Who We're Looking For
If you make greeting cards, gifts, games, accessories, or anything else that's too rude for the mainstream — we want to hear from you. We're not interested in mass-produced generic stuff. We want the weird, wonderful, and wonderfully offensive.
We're building the marketplace we wish existed when we were looking for a gift that wasn't boring.
How to Apply
Head to our seller registration page and fill in the details. Tell us about your products, your brand, and why you think you'd be a good fit. We review every application personally — no algorithms deciding your fate.
The Small Print
After the founding period, our pricing is simple and transparent. No hidden fees, no surprise commissions, no "premium placement" upsells. Check our pricing page for the full breakdown.
